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    #Selfie Lyrics

    When Jason was at the table
    I kept seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
    Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
    Because he was totally texting me all night last night
    And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
    Sooo... like what do you think?
    Did you think that girl was pretty?
    How did that girl even get in here?
    Did you see her?
    She is so short and that dress is so tacky
    Who wears cheetah?
    It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime sadness?
    After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
    I really need one
    But first, let me take a selfie

    Can you guys help me pick a filter?
    I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
    I want to look tan
    What should my caption be?
    I want it to be clever
    How about "Living with my ladies, Hashtag LIV"
    I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
    Do you think I should take it down?
    Let me take another selfie

    Wait pause, Jason just liked my selfie
    What a creep
    Is that guy sleeping over there?
    Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
    Thats so ratchet.
    That girl is such a fake model
    She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
    Who goes out on Mondays?
    OK lets go take some shots
    Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
    Oh wait never mind I'm fine
    Lets go dance
    There's no vodka at this table
    Do you know anyone else here?
    Oh my god, Jason just texted me
    Should I go home with him?
    I guess I took a good selfie

    Let me take a selfie

    Lyrics for "#Selfie" by The Chainsmokers were submitted 7 months ago.

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